tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post7802666763969998125..comments2023-04-17T16:38:42.472+03:00Comments on Aunt Laya: HumorLaya http://www.blogger.com/profile/03865087965752964138noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-44536087146857071132011-03-15T15:27:46.760+02:002011-03-15T15:27:46.760+02:00Thank for the laughs, I followed your link from De...Thank for the laughs, I followed your link from Deanna's FB.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09248632795732685370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-79482395436797769242011-03-10T19:57:10.459+02:002011-03-10T19:57:10.459+02:00What an absolute hoot the egg joke was, Laya! Tha...What an absolute hoot the egg joke was, Laya! Thanks for the laugh ... I'm still laughing... :)))))RevAnnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15598809977134728511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-14533401508534161922011-03-10T19:43:05.869+02:002011-03-10T19:43:05.869+02:00Oh, MY! I love the eggs one, too! What a hoot! ...Oh, MY! I love the eggs one, too! What a hoot! Thanks for the wonderful laugh, Laya. :))) Still laughing...RevAnnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15598809977134728511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-9639420749850898122011-03-08T17:16:41.911+02:002011-03-08T17:16:41.911+02:00I love the eggs one! That is priceless!I love the eggs one! That is priceless!Heather Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02473993042915717764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-12667874917227546862011-03-08T16:01:26.576+02:002011-03-08T16:01:26.576+02:00I am terrible at remembering jokes but love to lau...I am terrible at remembering jokes but love to laugh. Thanks for the giggles on a Tuesday morning!Kim Wanamakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-901662724027042142011-03-08T15:41:44.820+02:002011-03-08T15:41:44.820+02:00This one got me to laugh out loud... a little too ...This one got me to laugh out loud... a little too close to home maybe? Ha ha...<br /><br />A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.<br />Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!<br />Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'<br />The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'<br />The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'<br /> <br /><br />From: http://www.ajokeaday.comLaya https://www.blogger.com/profile/03865087965752964138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-21483210413800345572011-03-08T15:40:12.100+02:002011-03-08T15:40:12.100+02:00SO a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,...SO a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "do you have any crackers?" The bar tender yells at the duck "get out we don't serve ducks!" The duck leaves a little shaken up, then comes back later that day. Do you have an crackers he asks. "No"! screams the bartender "get out we don't serve ducks!" Finnally the next day the bartender was ready, the duck walked in and before he could say a word the bartender got up in his face and yelled, "listen duck! If you ask me one more time for crackers I am going to nail your beak to the bar!" The duck left very shaken up but returned the next day. The duck asked, "got any nails?"Rachel Shifra Talnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-90063595764766859272011-03-08T14:59:19.685+02:002011-03-08T14:59:19.685+02:00A priest, a rabbi, an imam, and a preacher walk in...A priest, a rabbi, an imam, and a preacher walk into a bar.<br /><br />The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"Sewmarmhttp://sewsing.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23451682.post-66487844916704125232011-03-08T14:36:13.634+02:002011-03-08T14:36:13.634+02:00The Lion King woke up one morning feeling absolute...The Lion King woke up one morning feeling absolutely full of himself. <br />He strutted off into the forest, stopping everyone he saw. <br />To the Zebra he demanded, "Who is King of this Jungle?" and <br />the Zebra replied, "Oh you are, great and powerful Lion." <br />He stopped the Giraffe next and said, "Listen, You long drink-of-water, <br />I demand that you tell me - Who is King of this Jungle?" <br />"Of course, it is you Sire", the Giraffe answered demurely. <br />Then he bombarded the Gorilla, the Wildebeest and the Tiger <br />with the same question - and he got all the same answers. <br />At last he thundered up to the Elephant and said, <br />"See here Dumbo - Who is King of this Jungle?" <br />The Elephant let out a loud snort. Then he grabbed the <br />Lion around the middle with his trunk and he ran down a <br />whole row of tall trees, banging the Lion's head against every tree. <br />When he finished with that game, he tossed the Lion in the air a<br />few times, almost letting him crash before catching him again <br />and tossing him back into the air. Then the Elephant bashed <br />the Lion on the ground a few dozen times and finally he <br />hurled the screaming Lion into the middle of the river. <br />As the Lion slowly swam toward shore and finally reached the river bank<br />, he pulled himself onto dry land, shook his head, <br />turned in the direction of the departing Elephant and said <br />with what dignity he could still muster - "Just because you don't <br />know the answer, you don't have to be so mean about it!"Lauren McLaughlinhttp://www.godblesstheanimals.comnoreply@blogger.com