Blessing of the day: May your heart lighten as the days grow longer, may your sense of humor blossom with the coming spring!
Love,
Aunt Laya
photo from www.morguefile.com by patricia
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens...
He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*!!
Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Thank you for the wonderful smile and warm feeling you brought to my morning. I came upon your blog link from the Kindness in Partners site.
I love this entry and the photo! I look forward to reading more...
~Patricia
Hi Patricia,
Thanks so much for letting me know you came by and for the encouraging note.
Blessings and smiles,
Aunt Laya
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